Should rightfully be named
Excelsior Play Center. An actual, legitimate charter/independent-study
high school where you can graduate without doing
any work. Thousands
already have discovered the secret of forging parent signatures on log sheets, which are annoying
slips of paper that are required weekly
and is supposedly proof of student work done. Not only does most of the student population slack off, but it is known that much of the faculty sits around and does NOTHING. However, Excelsior thrives due to a small number of hardworking faculty members and the effort of a very
few smart students
who, shockingly, actually do the assigned work. But for the most part, be prepared to learn NOTHING.
At Excelsior Education Center:
1: Ok, winter break has ended. For the first week
of school, we'll hang out at the mall. The second week
, we can hang out at each
other's house and watch movies
all day. From then
on, we'll do whatever
2: Isn't that what we've just been doing on winter break?
1: Yeah...but the thing different is that we'll have to make time to forge our log sheets and "borrow" the answer keys.