The uncontrollable urge to check one's facebook every time one comes in contact with a computer.
Kyle: "Facebook Fever."
Sam: "No one has posted on your wall in days."
Kyle: "How do you know? They could have posted in between now and the last time that I reloaded the page!"
2: DUDE. i was on YESTERDAY. u've got facebook fever.
Seriously man, I think you have Facebook Fever...
2. Facebook whores have Facebook Fever!
Treatments: watch the Facebook song by some British dude, realize it's true, delete your Facebook, check into a nunnery where thet don't have the internet.
I hope this helps. And please remember that you are not alone. Rehab isn't just for alcoholics, druggies, and sex addicts, it's also for Facebook Fever.
Disclamer: If this offended anyone due to it's truth,please just ignore it and get on with your life. Charlie Sheen is great and it sounded funny up there if that offends anyone. Rehab and Nuns are good things and I do not personally hate either, again it was just because it sounded funny and fit. Thanks for reading!
Person with Girl: Dear Lord. Girl, JUST SHUT UP YOU NEED HELP YOU'RE INFECTED WITH FACEBOOK FEVER!
Boy: Oooh, the fake Ashley Tisdale, and slightly trashy and 100% fake Vannesa Hudgins friended me!
Boy's Mom:Hun, we can get play dates or whatever you 40 year olds do on Saturday nights. You don't need this Facebook crap anymore.
Doctor: Ma'am, she is infected. With. Facebook. Fever.
Mom:*in tears* What do I do?
Doctor:Delete the account, make her go to therapy, and grab the Robatusin. It fixes everything. EVERYTHING!
"Wow that guy sure has facebook fever", no he doesnt he liked daniel tosh's page he is just gay