Friend: Dude, you're weird.
Me: I know, tell me something I don't know.
Friend 2: *Likes photo*
Me: Facebook is amazing.
Girl: Last night I didn't get any work done because I was looking at facebook all night!
Girl 1: I found that really hot guy from our history class on facebook last night!
Girl 2: Really?!
Girl 1: Yeah! His name is insert name here, he's in insert classes here, he's single and is looking for a relationship, friendship, dating, random play, or anything he can get! (options under relationship status and what one is looking for)
Facebooker 2: wow. I really didn't need to know all that.