Phony artists, people who are to lazy to do anything else and use 'starving artist' as a way around it.
An insult to those truly devoted to art,
The more pretentious, the more their fart (fake art) smells.
Fartist 2: Shit, that was tight. Would you mind tearing a hole in my shirt so it looks like I sleep in the woods against my will.
Fartist 1: Hell ya brother.