Joe: Hey Carl, what did you have for lunch today?
Carl: Pork chops, Fried chicken, fried buiscuits and i had a deep fried tootsie roll for desert
Joe: Sounds like fatassish meal.
(at the gym)
Fitness Instructor: (Doing Crunches) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
Joe: Come on Carl we are almost done!
Carl: I cant do cruches. I'm too fatassish