Eddie - *picks up rasberry and eats it*
Bill - What the? Why did you eat that??? Naaasty...
Eddie - Five second rule.
Chris: That sucks.
Jason: Nah, five second rule, I saved it.
Guy 1:But it fell on the floor...
Guy 2:But it wasn't there for five seconds..so according to the Five Second Rule..it's all good.
The food can remain on the floor for longer than five seconds, as long as you started reaching for it before the five seconds expired.