A red-headed male that works in a deli, drives a red sports car, and lives on fried chicken & slice n bake cookies. Would rather eat fried chicken than hang out with his gf. Likes to ignore the phone when it rings but then pretends he isn't doing anything awkward when he calls back. Wears two shirts at all times (including in the shower and when swimming). One excpetion is in the back of the Rav.
Likes other men who own ducks. Will not readily admit to that. But it's true.
The equivalent of an Irish guido.
deli workers, kids with flow, driving mitsubishi's, setting them on fire, THE flame, eating cookies, feeding them to tall birds