A classical sexual
manouvere invented within the late 80's as 'Walkers' crisps were growing in popularity. In order to perform the manouvere the man must first
ejaculate into a bag of Cheese
& Onion Walkers Crisps. When the man is having sex he must pull out the bag right before ejaculation, ramming the contents into his sexual
partner's mouth. The name 'floppy walker' comes from the soggy nature of the crisps after being hosed in a lather
of sex wee.
*Please note, this increases the calorie contents of a standard
bag of Cheese
& Onion Crisps. Walkers cannot be held
responsible for unintended weight
My girlfriend's getting well
fat, it must be all the floppy walkers I've been feeding her. But it's alright cos I'm shagging her daughter.
my dog a floppy walker the other day.
No gran don't eat those crisps!
I need some
more crisps, it's floppy walker time!
"Dont spit them out! Thats
good protein your wasting."