Person 1: Did you hear Christina Aguilera say that she's working with Goldfrapp on her new record?
Person 2: Is that some kind of sick joke? Allison Goldfrapp said she'd never work with tranny floptina... fail.
Gaga Fan 2: Omg what a flop! Not anything like Gaga's Floptacular album Fame Monster which only got to 6 even after all that promotion!
Britney Fan 1: Wow did you that Floptina's vocals were outstanding at her last concert?
Britney Fan 2: Ugh what a flop! I mean Britney uses playback because she's too good for live singing!