Wealthy Chick: (Whispers) "food stamps" and brings out her card like it was a debit card. She's pays for the food and the bag boy takes it to her Mercedez SLK and she drives off.
For instance, if someone has a nice jumpshot, then their jumpshot is "money". But, if someone's jumpshot is "broke", then that person is food stamps.
2: The redneck inbreds that dropped out of high school and are already losing their teeth before the age of 30, buy an entire cart full of groceries with food stamps, and then another cart full of 24 pack cases of beer, and then ask for 2 cartons of cigarettes, which they pay with their own money.
3: The majority of food stamp users, of course, are the ones who come in their massive sunglasses, talking on bluetooth, acting as if they are too important to even treat the cashier as a human being, then after clicking their mile long nails that they get done at the salon every week, they reach in their Gucci brand purse and pull out a foodstamp card, only to call it "EBT" in hopes of no one in the line knowing they're on food stamps. After paying no attention to the cashier whatsoever, they stop their conversation on the phone about "Taqueishas baby daddy" to tell the cashier they want several BlacknMilds, with a pack of Swishers.
After hauling off their $600 order of crab legs, Filet mignons, and several 40 ounce bottles of beer, they shove their 3-5 kids into their Escalade equipped with spinning rims and 12" subwoofers and speed in the parking lot, rattling the eardrums of everyone.
little boy: ok