Foot phone: the act of putting your own foot to your ear, answering it, and then handing it to the person next to you saying"it's for you". The "foot phone" is only
operational when the person attached
to foot is intoxicated
How one receives a call on the foot
NB: (places foot
to ear) "Hello", (looks at Matt, and hands over foot
phone). "it's for you".
You can not dial out on the foot
phone, it only
takes incoming calls.