A feminine pad that
is fully permeated
with period blood
to the point of hardening, which gives it a natural oblong shape and consistency, as well as touch texture similar to that
of an oven-fresh french baguette.
Tod: "I attempted
to have sex with my girl last night, but when I tried to feel her up, I was greeted with that once-a-month feminine surprise in a form
baguette? What's that?"
Tod: "A fully soaked and hardened menstrual pad, Sean"