2. Coming from France, a country in Western Europe that some Americans find it necessary to make up facts about ("duuuh..the french lose in every war the fight..huhuhuh") because they don't act inferior to the US.
"Not really, it was just some guy that knew how to use Photoshop"
Evenly the language of France's folk.
Pierre : Désolé, je ne parle pas anglais.
Mike : Dude ! You're french ?
Kate : Honey I don't understand you neither...
Mike : Oh my godness ! You're french too ?!?
Modern "romance" language evolved from the Frankish (Germanic) race/language when Roman soldiers imported Latin into the occupied regions of Gaul (Gallia). The soldiers spoke an abbreviated (simplified) Latin which the Franks further simplified into a creolized version (this "pidgeon" Latin eventually evolved into modern French).
"Sorry mister... I don't speak French. But here... have some freedom fries."