When your not looking down and you accidently piss on yourself.
Charles: *Urinating*
Charles' mom: Charles, your penut butter toast is ready!
Charles: *turns head towards bathroom door* Just a sec. Ah shit, I'm taking friendly fire!
автор: markah stewart 22 октября 2005
1. To accidentally bomb or shoot a member of your team, typically in the military.
2. To accidentally shoot your load into your significant other, typically because you were too wasted to time your pull out.
"Holy shit!! .....We just wiped out Bravo company with "Friendly Fire", when we should have targeted 200 yards in front of them where the enemy is positioned!"

"Sorry for the "friendly fire" babe, I'm wasted........"
автор: J Kong 19 октября 2013
The act of having a friend snitch on you.
Whoa Connor whats with the friendly fire. I though we were friends.
автор: Bobby_love 24 февраля 2013
Accidentally ejaculating on another straight man
Jeremy's father walked in, and was caught in friendly fire.
автор: Cumshot Carl 12 ноября 2011
When a male is masturbating and ejaculates with so much force that he shoots a load into his own face
Dale hadn't jerked off in weeks, so when he finally did he hit himself with some friendly fire.
автор: Crispee22 12 сентября 2011
this is when a male accidentally jizzes onto himself, usually during masturbation
Tom: Wackin' off last night, my load shot too high and hit me in the nose!

George: Ah, thee old friendly fire, eh?
автор: Jack10392 6 мая 2010
when a man ejaculates in his own face / mouth
Andy friendly fires when he masturbates.
автор: Troy 25 мая 2004
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