Fake Friends: People who use you, and for some reason you like it. People on your facebook/myspace page. People you know, but haven't been through some painful shit with.
2. People who have common interests or hobbies
3. People who gets profit off of you
John has pissed off his landlord and now his life is in danger. Bob grabs whatever weapons are available to him and rushes out to help protect John.
Bob is sad and decides masochism is the answer. John reminds him how stupid that is and that hurting yourself solves nothing.
pseudofriends: (those you think are but really are not friends)
John sells Bob's secret to the school gossip.
John is lost and calls Bob, but Bob hangs up on him and ignores the hail because his favorite show is on TV.
Bob is expecting a call from his girlfriend and John hands the phone to Bob, except John does not tell Bob that it is his mother that called and not his girlfriend. John laughs as Bob takes the phone and says "Hey baby, you want to make some more love tonight?"
'Oh i like your phone, i wonder who had that idea to get it.
" a kindred spirit. Someone who is born with a similar molecular structure as yourself and therefore interprets life through similar alien eyes thereby living on the same alien plane that you do."