God, all of humanity, and Bill Frist: "STFU"
etym. Named after Sen. Bill Frist, who changed his opinion on stem-cell research in order to align more with that of the public's.
1. To assert ones opinions as fact, based on extremely limited information, esp. in contradiction of others who have first-hand understanding of the facts.
2. To do the above in some official capacity, i.e. testimony in a judicial proceeding or legislative debate.
1. One who has a propensity to do the above, or does so on a hired basis.
"'Don't worry,' the attorney told the fake accident victim, 'I have a lot of frists I can coun't on to claim you are badly injured.'"
Guy 2: Um....okee then. What exactly is a frist?
Guy 1: YOU WANNA FIND OUT BITCH?!?
Guy 2: No, not really...sounds kinda gay...