a. A condition in many teenagers, usually male, who fail to remember to shower on a regular basis. The normally tend to get a raunchy, sweaty skin smell that sickens the masses. Please take a shower.
b. A condition where one doesn't wipe their ass quite right. Tends to lead to a nasty ass smell. Some symptoms are rubbing and scratching in the anal region.
I hate it when those football players come to class after athletics... some of them have major funky booty syndrome.