the schmearer hocks a deep throatful lugie
onto the cheek of the schmearie. The schmearer then fills his palm with a healhy amount of baby
powder and then proceeds
to bitch slap the schmerie sandwitching the lugie
while screaming "Glockschmear!"(In a german accent).
As myles slept soundly on the couch, brandon
hocked a throatful
lugie and propelled
onto his face. He then covered his hand in baby powder and slapped the shit
out of him while screaming 'GLOCKSCHMEAR!"
I think theres something wrong with your couch its covered in powder"