Signs of a glooch. a vag that leaks (call a plumber), a cooch with too much of a pooch (also known as a tranny),
if it vaguely resembles a camal's toe,
if when you yodal to it and hear yourself singing back to you three minutes later,
Remember if you ever come in contact with a glooch seek medical attention.
A person is this especially when they say the person is any of the said insults.
A person is even moreso vulnerable to this term when the person under condemnation by the glooch has a legitimate reason to respond to their egotistical request.
Bill: What a glooch; she apparently thinks her attitude will make up for the fact that she got denied - not because she's not good enough, but because he already has another girl.