It is a statement written down in order to achieve a state of being at a given point in time. Unfortunately, only 3% of Americans have written goals. Those that have them are typically the most successful people.
Michael Phelps achieved his goal of 8 gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics.
автор: guitarist238 24 декабря 2008
Is what people scream on a football match when a goal is scored.


Supporter 1: Well, yesterday i call Tracy and them she said that...

Supporter 2: GOAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

Supporter 1: GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

Stadium: ...OOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
автор: Chullage 30 сентября 2008
Male's Definition: Any orifice on the female body.
Dats my goal right there....
автор: pixelatedcookie 18 июля 2014
What you say in IRC when some jackass keeps giving a channel stupid updates on current events even though no one gives a shit, and if they did they'd be watching it themselves and not fucking talking about it in IRC. Also used at the end (or what you wish was the end) of an uninteresting monologue in any form.

Can be used like +1, win or \o/, but is kind of trite.
Can be used to interrupt someone else's active conversation that you care nothing about and have nothing of value to contribute.
00:12:29 <+user1> oh dudde
00:12:37 <+user1> i saw this vedio about biggest black holes
00:12:53 <+user1> says it's billion times more then solar mass
00:12:58 <+user1> eating up whole galazy
00:13:10 <+user1> and here we are living our life like nothing is happening
00:13:17 <+user12> GOAL!

17:00:49 < user1> I was riding a ripstick a few days ago, it caught a rock and I hit my head on the ground
17:01:06 < user1> had a huge bump, and pulled off some shredded scalp
17:01:10 < user1> now it's all scabby :)
17:01:45 < user3> niiiice
17:02:10 < user1> yeah, my boss said I can't ride it during work hours, it's a liability
17:02:16 < user1> and I agree
17:02:23 < user3> GOAL!

jill: ..and he was like this close to me
sally: omg, no way! what did you do then?
jill: well, just as he
me: GOAL!
me: sup ladies....getcha a drink?
автор: arthax0r 18 июня 2010
When a man pulls out as he comes and tries to hit the area he pulled out from with his sperm while screaming "gooooooooaaaaaaaaallllll"
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was having sex with my girlfriend, but i got bored so i performed a goal
автор: dredaman86 5 ноября 2010
A reply meaning "I scored" when friends ask what happened with a girl.
"Hey Rick what happened with that shorty from last night?"

"Goal"
автор: Rick 17 декабря 2003
exclamation to illistrate victory in a sexual conquest;
roots: derived from discription of scoring a point in soccer match;
c-bass: "Hey rick what happened with rhonita last night?"
rick: "Goal!"
автор: rf 16 декабря 2003

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