Rec.sport.tennis official definition - Greatest Of All Time <at some crap or other to do with tennis>.

Originally merely the greatest tennis player to have ever lived, but that usage has been deprecated, as it didn't cater for a wide enough range of categories/qualities in a considered player. The new expanded terminology now includes all factors possible and usually specifies a mandatory distinction be pre-attached eg.Chick-magnet GOAT.

Talent and Ability GOATs are hotly debated and considered by many uninformed/silly folks to be Mr.R.Federer of Sweden, however, those with some experience/knowledge state Fabrice Santoro, McEnroe or Nadal in their evidence.

Pete Sampras is rated as the Supreme GOAT, using the RST 7543 ultimate tennis ranking system.

GOAT Examples:
Clay GOAT - Borg
Tuneup GOAT - Lendl
Left-handed GOAT - Laver
Fitness GOAT - Borg/Chang
Mental basket case GOAT - Ivanisevic
Half-arsed GOAT - Sampras
Pig-headed-preference-for-baseline-play-even-though-a-great-net-
player GOAT - Becker
Unsteady career graph GOAT - Agassi
Peaking too early GOAT - Chang
Nearly-man GOAT - Henman
Journeyman who had one big result GOAT - Bastl/Peter Doohan
Happening Hair GOAT - Frank Dancevic
ass picking GOAT - Nadal
ambiguously gay GOAT - Fed
Striking resemblance to that guy from American Pie GOAT - Roddick
Nothing but a serve GOAT - Karlovic
Can't-Serve-GOAT - Schalken (always remember him :)
Self-infliction-GOAT - Youzhny
One-Match-Superman-At-Aussie-GOAT - Tsonga
Who-Ate-All-The-Pies-GOAT - Nalbandian
Goat of all Goats - Bjorn Borg
Goat taco: Cantina los Caballitos;
Goat byryiani: Minar Palace;
Roast goat: my grandmother.
Chick-magnet GOAT - Safin
Miserable-Scottish-git GOAT - Murray
Scoring-above-his-level GOAT - Stepanek
Worst hawkeye percentage GOAT - Federer
Married to a GOAT - Greg Norman
GGOAT - Martina Navratilova (Gay GOAT)
Lazy Goat wandering on a tennis court - Cedric Pioline
автор: Iceberg.Rules 11 апреля 2009
Tall, skinny Portuguese kid with one giant nut, resulting from excessive consumption of fertilizer. After a night with Goat, a girl can hardly see straight, never mind stand up.
Person No. 1 "Did you see that kid?"
Person No. 2"That's not just any kid, that's Goat, he gets all the ladies."
Person No. 1 "bahhhhh"
автор: Willdabeastr0 30 марта 2014
Goat: A person place or thing that is extremely ugly and/or extremely stupid.

Being a Goat is never a good sign of your popularity while either at the work place, or in a school environment.

This term is to be used as a adjective to describe someone/something.
Yo kid, you are such a Goat! *BAaaaaaHHH!*
Kid: :( Awhh
автор: New trends 101 24 марта 2011
A person on the web with unbridled cynicism and sarcasm, who's Internet asshole savvyness makes him or her blind to actual valid points, arguments, grievances, etc while unaware that he or she is part of the problem.

Named after the Three Billy Goats Gruff story, a tie-in with the "Troll" and a play on the world "Goad".
Random FPS Gamer in waiting lobby: Dude, dont play on that map, the game devs are still fixing it after people found a bug that corrupted the files on your game.

Goat: LMAO so basically you suck and cant play. Lemmi guess, lag in rl? GTFO Noob.
автор: Holaventrillodota 25 ноября 2009
a hot girls less atractive best friend who fallows her every where she goes in hopes being able to interact or hook up with people shes not qualified to be with but the hot friend is. some times when a girl brings her goat it is a positive thing especialy for a dessperate friend in need.
dude if your girlfriend is coming to the show with us can you tell her to bring her goat for me
автор: brick wall! 22 апреля 2009
Mamal much beloved of Jon Cram
автор: jet 4 апреля 2003
Geek Of All Trades
DaVinci was the king of all GOATS. He pretty much knew everything about everything.
автор: holtrain 29 июля 2011

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