2. If you are a "gomeche" you are a sad old man with nothing to show for his life except a broken keyboard and your small collection of nazi paraphernalia.
3. If you have been "gomeched" you have been a victim of trolling, nonsensical insults, or flame warring.
Commonly used phrases:
"THIS IS YOUR FINAL FINAL FINAL FINAL WARNING!"
"I'm an investigative journalist researching a story into..."
"That was highly libellous and I'm sure my MP gives a shit"
2. Listen, I'm a legitimate gomeche, and that was slander! Or was it libel? Well it was MEAN ok!