a totally useless twat / dickhead / pratt / knob
you fucking gonk mother fucker
автор: bubsey 18 сентября 2005
Glasgow, Scots.

Synonymous with blowjob
Geez a gonk ye dobber!
автор: Superbo 2 февраля 2005
n. Has several, widespread meanings - often depending on geography - such as blowjob or underwear. Can also be used as a generic insult.

The word is best used, however, to describe enemies who must be eliminated in videogames.
Me (playing Goldeneye: Jesus, I'm getting blasted to fuck here! There's way too many gonks!
You (advising me): There's one to your right...
Me: Oh shit, I'm dead. These gonks just didn't stop. Fucking gonks.
автор: Terry Deary 7 декабря 2006
To be beaten to death by a large black rubber dildo.

In the movie Lock Stock and Two smoking barrels, the character Hatchet Harry, beats a man, suspected of stealing, to death with what happened to be at hand. Harry, also a porn shop owner, happened to grab a big black rubber cock.

This term arose due to the unwieldlyness of the lengthy phrase "He was beaten to death with a large black rubber cock..." and was shortened to simply, "He got gonked."
Hatchet Harry gonked some bloke for stealing from him.

If these guys keep pissing us off like this, I'm gonna gonk them.
автор: sonik 6 февраля 2005
The true definition of "gonk" is when you backhand a guy right in the nuts. Saying the word "gonk" at the same time is required. The word gonk is used by only the best of all backhanders. Are you the best?
The script you follow:
You - (Backhanding the guy becide you) "GONK!"
Other Guy - "Aww fuck. What the hell was that for?"

"I gonked that other guy the other day."
"Lets have a truce. No gonking eachother."
автор: Brogan Scott Houston McIntyre 28 октября 2006
"to gonk" can mean anything you want it to mean... its is the Willy Wonka of words and can be used in any circumstance

"what an amazing gonkathon that was you gonking gonkhead... now suck my gonk"
автор: Dave The Ravid 3 августа 2005
Another word used for a blowjob.
NED says to another NED: "GEES A GONK YAH DOBBER!"
автор: Gerry Mckenna 23 мая 2007

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