A goober is a loveable goofball who is incredibly well meaning and extremely attractive.
Their good natures make them totally fun and irresistible.
Goober is a new form of AWESOME.
*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.
2. "Goober here says that s/he wants to stuff my urethra into her/his butthole???"