"Less hot, less coherent and with more spelling mistakes than sexting"
Bro #2: Sounds hot, she totally wants it, why are you even here?!
Bro #1: Wait, it gets better, "...or some sliced peaches..." and then doesn't reply!
Bro #2: She must have been grogsting after the party! Show these to her in the morning, it'll be hilarious!