1) Please refrain from engaging towards me in the course of action in which you are currently engaged;
2) Be informed that your current activity is considered a Biteable Offence in the laws of Dogdom, and/or by the statutory authority of myself;
3) I hereby assert my proprietary right over this food/bone/toy/piece of fox-shit, and declare my intent to defend this right against all persons subsequently wishing to take possession of it;
4) I do not wish to perform the action which you have requested of me. Please refrain from making any further requests of this kind at the present time;
5) I believe that my territorial rights may have been violated by another being of some description, including but not limited to: dog, cat, frog, bird, postman, traffic cone and fallen tree, and I wish to investigate the suspected violation forthwith;
6) You are a fucking cunt and I'm going to fucking bite you.
"serves you right for fucking with me, you fucking over-evolved monkey"