gum
An extremely vile and artificial substance that trashy slobs blindly ingest despite a lack of knowledge as to what gum contains. But perhaps the worst thing about gum is that the most religious gum chewers are the least able to chew like people. Instead, they must force decent people to listen to the moist sound caused by disgusting amounts of saliva that gum generates. These sounds are similar to that of a cow chewing it's cud, but this analogy may be imperfect because no sound will ever be as vile as the sound made when people chew gum.
What is in gum anyway?
Gum is the most disgusting substance known to man.
#gum #chem #nasty #vile #gross
автор: badgerman5566 5 мая 2011
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gum
something you chew on when your bored in class
i've been chewing 3 pieces of gum for the past 4 periods
#i #love #all #kinds #of #gum
автор: gemini18 15 ноября 2007
gum
High School Currency
Got any chewing gum?
#chewing #starburst #orbit #trident #dirty mouth
автор: Cady Herrington 24 января 2011
gum
Good thing that people chew. Comes in various flavors and is rubber like.
I was chewing gum yesterday.
#chewing #gum #good #tasty #rubber
автор: Ehyharasz 25 сентября 2009
gum
A classic physical gag in which one reveals a portion of their stretched scrotal skin with the misrepresentation of it being a piece of chewed "gum."
Brian asked me if I wanted a piece of "gum" last night. I can't believe I fell for that trick again.
#scrotum #nutsack #bubble gum #gum #balls #nuts #gag #stretched
автор: sour-puss 13 июня 2007
gum
a bachelor's toothbrush.
Ricky, who was already late to work, popped some Dentyne gum to cover up last night's halitosis.
#gum #bachelor #toothbrush #tooth #teeth
автор: Matt (dojo master) 15 октября 2012
a ugly man who cant score, but touches women without their permission (he usually with large gums)
here comes gums, watch your woman
#ugly #weird #sleeze #gimp #chump
автор: Beefdogg 29 марта 2006
gum
to mess things up or mess up a situation
"she'll only gum it for us"
#mess up #screw up #ignorant #sticky #screw around
автор: ja_me_kah 13 июня 2007
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