To utilize the power of the gym, one must be there for a majority of the days of the week, a few hours at a time, working on different areas of the body each day. Do not be one of the idiots who goes there just to bench press... that is a guido workout and will give you nothing but man boobs.
guy 2: You dumbass you can't walk in to a gym and stare at hot
girls and expect to at muscles.
A place where fat people go to try and loose weight,
A place where cheating married women go to start up affairs behind their hard working husbands back
A place for posers
There are two forms of gym:
The one mentioned above is referred to as "the mating grounds". The second is "the proving grounds" or for normal people, High School Gym, where adolescent douche perfect theirs acts of douche-baggery and eventually develop into the ultimate douche.
Douche 2: Sick story, bro. Man I love the gym! Now let's go drink our protein shakes and fist pump all night.
Douche 1: Hell yeah! Just got to go get my gold chain and v neck, and I'm good to go!
Douche 2: Sounds good!