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1.
The leading cause of divorce in America.
"Josh can we go to the movies?" "Maybe next weekend, I'm playing halo 3 babe."
автор: Alan Bayse 28 сентября 2007
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The last game in the Halo series, set to come out Q4 2006 to Q3 2007. Will be amazing.
The day Halo 3 comes out, my life will be complete. All other gamers should agree.
автор: Zidane is gay 30 июля 2006
1577 978
 
3.
cuase of sudden GPA drops in highschools across the world.
PRE-HALO 3:
little billy was a straight A student, turned in his work on time, always on time for school, and never fell asleep in class.
POST-HALO 3:
little billy now is a nocturnal energy drink chugging pasty white as snow trash talking FIEND that goes by an alias known only to him and other xbl affiliates.

lil billy will be missed.....

автор: BE_PREPARED! 25 сентября 2007
698 111
 
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If idle hands are the devil's tools, then the Halo franchise should be delaying armageddon for decades to come.
person 1: Halos 3 through 7 were pretty miserable, eh?
person 2: I hear they're releasing number 8 next winter. This one's being billed as "The Penultimate Gaming Experience of your Lifetime."
person 1: Man, I'd better go preorder mine now!
автор: maxg 19 декабря 2004
1045 510
 
5.
your girlfriends worst nightmare...
(GF. on the phone): hey babe whacha doin?
(BF.): ....... yes double kill!
(GF): huh? what are you talking about? Are u on halo 3 again?
(BF): ....... umm ya...cant talk now..call u back later..bye
автор: brennan parker 4 марта 2008
405 74
 
6.
Should be the best shooter of all time, ever
supposedly coming out the same day as PS3 just to fuck over Sony
Joe: Im getting a PS3
Bob: But Halo 3 is coming out that day
Joe: Well fuck PS3 then i want Halo
автор: StJlMMY 20 июля 2005
796 547
 
7.
A gift probably from heaven, programmed by god himself. Though Playstation 3 fag boys...sorry, "fanboys" may say it sucks, they are just disappointed that their console will not be able to handle it. With all it's cool features, halo 3 will make gaming history. On Sept 25th the earth itself will shake from the awesomeness of halo.

I look forward to laughing at the PS3 fans on that day.

Gamer: "Man, can't wait for Halo 3!"
PS3 Fanboy: "Stop overrating it!!!" *sulks in corner*
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Gamer1:"Halo 3's out soon!"
Gamer2: "I know!" *Head explodes in excitement*
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Gamer1:"They canceled Halo 3."
Gamer2: *commits suicide*
Gamer1: "Wait, it was a joke."
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PS3 Fanboy:"Halo 3 is teh Suckzorz!"
Xbox Fanboy:"OMG STFU!"
автор: White Hawk 3 сентября 2007
670 491