Used to describe someone
who makes a snafu out of something deceptively simple. Refers to the 2010 BP oil leak
in the Gulf of Mexico. Can also be used in the feminine
sense, as in "she could work for BP."
Dave: "Did you see Robert Green
fuck up that
easy save that
could have won the game for England?"
was devastating. He should have had that damn
Dave: "Hell, if he keeps playing that
badly, he could work for BP!"
Sarah: "Oh, I cannot fucking BELIEVE Kimberly! How could she fuck up my order?"
Amber: "I know. She could work for BP."