The unpleasant experience of a hiccup, burp, sneeze, and couch all at the same fucking time. Quite painful for the throat, mouth, and nose to take part in. Can be caused by excessive stupidity in the consumption of pizza, tacos, and coca-cola or various other fizzy carbonated beverages. Those who suffer from hiccurpsneecough's are often left with tears in the eye as others laugh at their dismay.
Eileen: What the fuck was that twin?
Sam: I haven't got a clue but it hurt damn it!
Eileen: *laughing hysterically, falls out of bed* Sucks to be you! I think that was a hiccurpsneecoug!