hipster + retard = hipstard
*note: this word is actually just a reiteration because everyone knows the definition "hipster" innately presents retardation
holy shit, are you fucking cereal? i just had to pay that goddamn hipstard $15 for breaking his glasses...yea, the ones WITH NO ACTUAL GLASSES. HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE THEY TO BUY JUST FRAMES AND WEAR THEM AROUND?