to "Transcendental Black Metal" because the band is made up of pretentious hipsters who focus
on life giving themes instead of Satanism, Darkness, Death, Anger, or Sorrow; and consider themselves higher than
kvlt, bands who wear corpse paint. Other traits of Hipster Black Metal is a focus
on burst beats (just different drum beats in a song, not actually a type of drumming) and artsy music videos filled with
non-kvlt themes like
an airplane flight or live performance with
ass corpse paint.
Hipster1: Oh dude! This new album from (insert generic hipster black metal band name like "Liturgy")?!
Hipster2: No, what's it about?
Hipster1: Awh man! It is about life and how great it is! It's totally
anti-corpse paint as well.