"thanks man i got them from urban outfitters! you really like it?"
"no toolbag, you look like a gay hipster."
"Do you like Angels and Airwaves?"
"No, im not a hipster."
"i <3 tumblr"
"ew, youre a stupid hipster."
Person 2: Yeah, I was all about the scene kid thing but now I'm totally all about the vintage and arts, I'm pretty hipster now. I've growned up a lot and more original, I started wearing these nerd glasses waaaay before everybody. Basically I'm no longer a kid, I've become way more mature in style, music, and mind.
Person 1: ..
Person 2: I even stopped listening to Breathe Carolina and stuff, I'm all about Phoenix, The Black Kids, MGMT, and other of that amazing stuff. Yah know hipsters are just way above scene kids, scene kids are just dumb as heck.
Person 1: ...LOLOLOLOLOL, disconnect the internet and go read a book dude.
Andy: I liked their music before they got all popular and stuff.
Marge: Ha! You're such a hipster.
Andy: No! I am not! Why do people always say that?!
Marge: Dude. You've got black coffee from the grungy café downtown. You're wearing an indie band shirt. You've got glasses like department store windows! You're a hipster.
Andy: IT'S JUST BECAUSE I HAVE ACTUAL TASTE AND YOU ARE A CONFORMIST MORON.
Hipster Girl: Yeah it was soooo cool how did you KNOW?!!
Hipster Guy: Well you blogged about it last week && you're wearing the 3D glasses with the lenses popped out
Hipster Girl: Wow you're so deep wanna go to the secondhand store and buy some new clothes, go get coffee and then blog about it?!!?!
Hipster Guy: Hella yeah! Let's go make fun of other people wearing hollister/abercrombie since theyre sooo not hipster like us!!
works at Jamba Juice or Starbucks.
any idiot that listens to TERRIBLE indie music because it is SOOOO underground and deep/ artsy. Arcade Fire, Stock Market Crash, Black Tie Dynasty etc.. (every song will be identical to the last)
attire includes old man clothes. ex: cardigans when clearly said hipster is NOT Mr. Rogers or a girl. stupid fucking fedora hat when hipster is NOT Frank Sinatra. and any article of clothing from a bum or thrift store. similar to grunge kids and equally as retarded. just an all around dipshit. Hate away.
hipster: i bought it with mommy and daddy's money from a corporation that i constantly bitch about. i'm off to take a shit in my clothes because i heard it's the in thing to.. *BANG*
Normal person: That's right bitch.
1. a highly contagious social disorder based on fear (see 2)
2. a person afraid of being accused of being a hipster
3. a person that knows the definition of hipster esp. after looking it up on urbandictionary.com
1. (of a person or place) slightly negative judgment based on real or perceived pretentiousness
"In this late capitalist stage of Americanism in which meaningful culture has virtually been destroyed, hipster is now spreading everywhere to near genocidal proportions."
Person one: "You're such an edgy hipster."
Person two: "Edgy hipster? You should keep razors away from your legs."
3. "Man, I don't feel like such a loser after reading through over 150 definitions of hipster; after all, bigger ones wrote them."
1. "This place, Frjtz, is so fucking hipster. They only plus is that the cute Mexican cashier and I are sustaining homoerotic eye contact."