Popular game devised by pupils who attended Wellington School, Ayr. When an unlimited
number of players take it in turns
to kick a soft pink ball about a gym hall, trying inexplicantly
to smack the most annoying person in the room, on the face. The definition comes
from the word 'hoof', meaning
to 'uncontrollably kick a ball at someones direction.'
"Coming for a game
of 'Hoofball' Sheriff?
Nah, i'm going for lunch. I'm hungry."
"I'm great at 'Hoofball', watch me smash
it at that wee pleb's face."