At Carly's side are her two friends Sam Puckett and "Fredward" Freddie Benson. Sam is Carly's best friend and co-host of iCarly who has poor etiquette and awful anger issues. She also lives in a home with her deadbeat, mentally disturbed mother. Although Sam is a bad influence for children her character is probably the least bit of concern on this show. Next we have Freddie Benson, Carly's neighbor and tech-producer for iCarly. Like the VAST majority of the male characters who were on this show, Freddie loves Carly and wishes he could date her. Freddie has an overprotective mother who will stop at nothing to protect him from things he doesn't even need protection from.
Spencer Shay is Carly's brother and guardian. While he is a great artist, he is an awful guardian who gives in to Carly's desires. Carly is more of a guardian to him that he is to her. He's willing to take her wherever she wants to go (ex, Hollywood, Idaho) and lets her do whatever she wants. Carly can tell him what to do (stop fencing, do the dishes) but when he tries to enforce something Carly can refuse and get away with it.
In conclusion, iCarly is a shallow, sucky show for bratty tweeny boppers who rely on awful actors/actresses, singers, and TV shows to be their influence and idols.
Girl2: Yeah, totally. That totally wasn't shallow or anything. Come on! Pee wee babies? Carly can do waaaay better than that! She's an online sensation! Also she's funny, pretty, smart, and sassy lul. ;D
Girl1: Yarly. I hope I can be just like Carly someday. ;P
Drake & Josh Was Their Biggest Hit, Then SpongeBob Took Over, Now We Have iCarly? ... What Were They Smoking?
And At The End Of An iCarly Show.
In The Credits, A Young Boy Says "iCarly Rules!" ... That Boy Better Have Been Drugged ... Or We Have Bad News For His Parents ...
icarly is about some whinny overly dramatic bitch Carly, her tomboy acting, also overly dramatic friend Sam who constantly picks on Freddy, and their tech "geek" freddy who has a massive crush on Carly. Spencer is carly's quirky brother, whom is very artistic....and also stupid.....gibby is some fat kid who takes his shirt off....not kidding, and gibby has been turned into a joke for the entire show.
icarly has a horrible sense of humor, plays laugh tracks (electronic laughter) like every 5 seconds.....and tries really hard to be "cool." By their use of words like "chiz" "nub" "hobnocker" and it fails miserably at trying to be cool.........its horrible and will cause cancer.
Carly and Sam are stupid little whiny materialistic overly-dramatic cunts.
And freddy is nothing but a computer nerd with no godamn spine........or balls.......whichever.....
Person1: really? icarly is the chiz! I LOVE THAT SHOW!!
Person1: Youl never understand the awesomeness of icarly, cuz your a nub.
Person2: Grabs gun and shoots person1.
Friend: Alright let's see whats on Nick.
*iCarly comes on*
Guy: NOOOOOOO!!!!!! *smashes TV with bat*
dude 2: are you watching icarly?
Dude 1: no, I just watch it because… Carly is kinda cute.
Dude 2: you must be fucking gay if you think Carly is a girl. She needs to grow out of her size A-.0001 bra size. And don't you see that bulge on her crotch. Fucking crotch stuffer.
Dude 1: I'm changing the channel to seinfield.
Ex: Pear pod(i-pod)
If you watch this show and your a guy.......You must be pretty fruitty.
Joe: Hey man, I just scored us two chicks for the night, then were hitting a party, i'll be at your place to pick you up in 5 mintues.
Jim: Yeah, can we go in half an hour?
Jim: Well, im in the middle of watching an icarly episode and it's really good.
Joe: WOW...sorry man, i didn't know you were gay, i'll hook u up with a guy instead, ight.
Jim: Im NOT gay, I just love icarly
(Joe has his phone on speaker-phone and all of his freinds are hearing him).
Everyone in the car: Sure your not!
(Their all laughing at Jim)