Person Two: Oh, Ian? He's not weird. He's just being... Ian.
Person One: He seems a little odd.
Person Two: He may be odd, but he's the greatest person you'll ever know.
Usually copying whoever is closest to at the moment in every way.
acts cool by saying that he does drugs and pretends to be drunk and "drunk" texts people to make them think he's cool.
has an empty, abysmal hole where his heart should be. and has a mangina.
Ians typically need to shave more often.
They have really pretty eyes, and are quite good in bed.
Tends to have very many crazy exes.
Ians tend to love to play Maple Story for hours on end, and go on long explaining rants to his scene kid girlfriend about them.
"Ah, must have been an Ian"