Person Two: Oh, Ian? He's not weird. He's just being... Ian.
Person One: He seems a little odd.
Person Two: He may be odd, but he's the greatest person you'll ever know.
Ians typically need to shave more often.
They have really pretty eyes, and are quite good in bed.
Tends to have very many crazy exes.
Ians tend to love to play Maple Story for hours on end, and go on long explaining rants to his scene kid girlfriend about them.
"Ah, must have been an Ian"
2) A penis that is both abnormally small in width and length. It is typically considered to be a penis that is 4 inches or less in length and very thin.
3) The act of sex in which one partner can not please the other and the second partner must find a way to amuse him/herself. Partner one is typically a male, while partner two can be either a male or a female. This experience can transcend species.
Girl 2: *sigh* He has an Ian.
Girl 1: Lulz. You always get stuck with Ians.
Boy 1: I CAN'T STAND THAT GUY!
Girl 3: Yea, he is such an Ian!
Boy 2: Did you watch animal planet last night?
Boy 3: Lol. Yea. That zebra was just continued grazzin' while she got Ianed.