internet girlfriend: "Fine. Go to __(gamer picture website)__ and look up __(gamer tag)__."
internet coolguy: "Okay bitch. You wait right here."
internet coolguy: "(group laughing in background) Oh my God, yeah you're totally hot..."
internet toughguy: "You didn't even check you FAG!"
"You can't have an Internet Girlfriend, there are NO girls on the Internet"
Internet girlfriends typically are bisexual and/or morbidly obese and/or have mental health problems such as schizophrenia.
The above is the truth, but with the anonymity of the Internet, Internet girlfriends are most likely charlatans and compulsive liars in the way they conduct their Internet relationships.