2. The Apple 'experts' working in the Apple Stores
2. When I'm bored I like to go into the iStore and ask the iTards impossible questions like, "How long before this iPhone IV is obsolete?"
Apple could bring back 8 tracks and these morons would still buy it.
Person with a brain: "It's not an ipod, its a zen, now get away from me you fucking heathen".
itard: "Dude, i can't wait for the iphone. Finally i can play music on my phone!".
Person 2 with a brain: "Yeah, phones have been doing that for about 3 years now. Now quit drooling and get back to making my fries".
iTards are likely to not change their ways, as they are spending their parents' money to be affiliated with a group of douchebags, not to buy an actual product. The best way to take care of an iTard is to spit in their face.
Anyone with an IQ above 35: Man, you're such a tool.