Fucking everybody you meet will be named Jacob.
2. A very boring and cliche name for a guy whose jock strap is a bit too tight.
Person 2: "Name's Jacob, homie"
Person 1: "Figures..."
Brandi: "I'm just another wide-eyed girl who's desperately in love with you."
Jacob: "Aww your not just another girl you are something special in the world your BRANDI<3 your the best your my best i <3 you"
Brandi: ***feels like the luckiest girl in the world***
Brandi: "Jacob, what's going on with us?"
Jacob: "I thought you were sweet at first. I told you I was just kidding about that other girl, and I was gonna ask you out today, but now your just a bitch."
Brandi: ***walks away crying***
Bridget: Yes I have noticed that, my mumma warned me about those dangerous boys.
Person 1: You did though, didn't you?
. they smell like fish
. they steal your pop tops
. they fart in your face
. they sleep with your mothers
Jacobs have no penis, they have vaginas. This is because in reality, they are all a bunch of girls.