Brandi: "I'm just another wide-eyed girl who's desperately in love with you."
Jacob: "Aww your not just another girl you are something special in the world your BRANDI<3 your the best your my best i <3 you"
Brandi: ***feels like the luckiest girl in the world***
Brandi: "Jacob, what's going on with us?"
Jacob: "I thought you were sweet at first. I told you I was just kidding about that other girl, and I was gonna ask you out today, but now your just a bitch."
Brandi: ***walks away crying***
Person 1: You did though, didn't you?
Bridget: Yes I have noticed that, my mumma warned me about those dangerous boys.
. they smell like fish
. they steal your pop tops
. they fart in your face
. they sleep with your mothers
Jacobs have no penis, they have vaginas. This is because in reality, they are all a bunch of girls.
After school got out and everyone screamed weekend, I realized I was a Jacob for finally finding out it was Friday.