Person 1: You did though, didn't you?
Bridget: Yes I have noticed that, my mumma warned me about those dangerous boys.
. they smell like fish
. they steal your pop tops
. they fart in your face
. they sleep with your mothers
Jacobs have no penis, they have vaginas. This is because in reality, they are all a bunch of girls.
After school got out and everyone screamed weekend, I realized I was a Jacob for finally finding out it was Friday.
Girl 2: yeah, but one day he stopped talking to me.