A person who is known as 'Jacob' will seem kind at first, but actually turn into a dragon at night. They know much about geographic issues, modern history, literature and various aspects of drama. People named Jacob are attracted to Japanese girls Nodoka, typically have blonde hair and blue eyes, and also enjoy singing in their past time. He talks with a Japanese accent most of the time, whilst luring girls into his tutoring business to only change into his dragon formation to eat them. Beware.
Kim: Jacob offered me some tutoring yesterday, I didn't want to accept as there has been a mysterious pattern of girls going missing after his tutoring groups.
Bridget: Yes I have noticed that, my mumma warned me about those dangerous boys.
автор: GEOGRAPHYFTW325 15 октября 2012
Jerks off to his mates girlfriend
"I heard Jacob jerked off to Jareds girlfriend."
"No Doubt"
автор: Jared Knoll 11 декабря 2012
jacob is an undercover jerk. he acts like the sweetest most amazing guy EVER. but then you realize how big of a dick he is....
At First:
Brandi: "I'm just another wide-eyed girl who's desperately in love with you."
Jacob: "Aww your not just another girl you are something special in the world your BRANDI<3 your the best your my best i <3 you"
Brandi: ***feels like the luckiest girl in the world***

Afterwards:

Brandi: "Jacob, what's going on with us?"

Jacob: "I thought you were sweet at first. I told you I was just kidding about that other girl, and I was gonna ask you out today, but now your just a bitch."

Brandi: ***walks away crying***
автор: brandi. 27 сентября 2013
Jacob is a name associated with obesity with their body fat percentage ranging from 90%-100%. Although Jacob is a name associated with pure fatness, they are usually gaseous, secreting gaseous substances from their anus every 2-3 minutes, which if breathed in, would lead to blindness, deafness, muteness and reduced penis length. In their love life, munty ginger sluts are attracted to Jacobs, even though Jacobs do not really show their true affection back to their ginger compatriots, they would still masturbate daily to the thought of gingers worldwide. Jacob is also another name for a virgin with regular homosexual urges (every 30-35 secs)
Person 1: It fuckin' stinks, you farted didn't you Jacob?!!

Jacob: No!

Person 1: You did though, didn't you?

Jacob: Yeah
автор: Mr. KJ 20 ноября 2013
Jacob is a bills fan. He likes the ALLAMOOG. He is short and sweet and likes it up his ass.
Jacob watched the bills game. And he look at the mysterious Allamoog
автор: ALLAMOOG 28 октября 2013
A guy who is is really tall and blond, and also has ridicuously big feet. Size 14. He's really funny and goofy.. And he will be your friend for a while until he stops talking to you for no reason. He also likes to lie.
Girl 1: Was Jacob your friend?
Girl 2: yeah, but one day he stopped talking to me.
автор: Lalala122345678910 3 января 2012
Very popular name, but can also mean stupid or idiotic.
That kid was such a Jacob. When he drew that picture of the submarinehe put wheels on it! SMH

After school got out and everyone screamed weekend, I realized I was a Jacob for finally finding out it was Friday.
автор: $yd 29 декабря 2011

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