2.No chance of living and absolutely destined to die
3. (for star trek) the guard who goes down to planet with Captian Kirk and dies horribly. (can always be fondly refered to as a jago)
For example caused by hemoroids, heavy duty buttsex, rape, or an abousing father.
A matter of course is that the victim becomses handicapped and is unable to run, sit, climb, having more hardcore buttsex, and bicycling.
"Holy fuck - I think you've got yourself a Jago"