An esoteric doctrine
explaining the bizarre
other and are no longer friends. It can be applied uniformly to all women who borrow
of clothing, accessories, electronics, etc., and don't return said item, leading to a downward spiral in the strength of the friendship. Occasionally, the jeans incident doctrine
may lead to the creation of mortal enemies.
Ex #1: "Yo man, you hear
Anna isn't talking to Katie anymore?"
"Really, what happened?"
"I think Katie borrowed her favorite scrunchie without
asking, classic jeans
Ex #2: "You can't invite her boss man, Jamie is going to be there, Shelly and Jamie hate each other now"
"what,... did Jamie borrow her jeans
and not return them or something?"
"yeah, the proverbial jeans
incident doctrine rears
its ugly head again"