So basically the twat sits on his arse eating pies and wanking off in his 'office' earning more than the highest paid man in Britain.
When he isn't jerking off he's in the House of Commons having the piss ripped out of him anyway. Why the fuck doesn't he just quit?
Rodney Carrington - I got a 12 inch dick and a dozen rozes..
John Prescott - I got a 2 inch dick and a dozen pies..
Hates anyone who has money or tries to better themselves, believes he is a man of the people !!
Yeah, John the only people you represent are beer swilling embittered failures who resent everyone else who got up of their arses and got a real job.
Integrated Transport Policy - Total Fuck Up
More Homes in the South East - Total Fuck Up
More Rights to Pikey Scum - success
Oh Well thats all right then !!!
He has failied in everything he has tried to do.
He has several infamous nick-names...
"Two Jags" because he was known to own 2 whole Jaguars!
"Two Jabs" because he punched some wise guy who chucked and egg at him.
And most recently "Two Shags" because he had an affair with one of his secretarys in his own office over his very own desk!
JP really hasn't done any favours for British politics, still Tony Bliar won't sack him, although he has basically removed all the power he had.
"I think John Prescott is the best fucking thing since sliced bread!"
Known for pissing in public and knocking mullet headed welsh men the fuck out
Real politicians aren't afraid of slapping the stupid public around every now and then
Two Jags: What the fuck? Come ere you southern twat, *WHACK* Now stay down, you little bastard
Drives two jags, so what, lots of people have two cars, at least these ones are British related.
Oh and once punched some mullet headed hick because he thought that the hick had started to attack him.