Jack Off Machine... The abbreviation can be used for people named Jon or Jonathan to form
Jom or Jomathan. It can also be used as an adjective
to describe someone's jommishness.
Ex. 1 - Jommerthan Frankfarter is a real J.O.M. The cleaning
lady was really freaked
out last night when
she found his jommin rags under the desk. SICK...
Ex. 2 - Ooh, yeah! All right!
I wanna jom it wid you.
We're jommin', jommin',
And I hope you like jommin', too.