A Karnell, essentially, is the real life hellspawn of Bill Cosby and Samuel Jackson. With
thirst for pussy, yet nothing to show for it, he surely
is the crankin' master, and a marvel to science itself. Easily angered, it's natural habitat is somewhere
in front of a screen, or in the woods of Tennesse searching
for his lost booty queen. A well known sodomite
booty warrior, he often
to his prey, who seem to get scared off within
mere moments of the impending
dick smash that awaits. Though usually found diddling his willy under the soft
glow of the Indiana moonlight in a backwoods trailer
where he stashes his games and porn, he occasionally comes out to make fun of the crackers lurking outside.
Guy One : "I've heard
tales of a legendary booty
Warrior lurking the streets in these parts!"
Guy Two : "Oh, that's just
my porn addict cousin, Karnell. Boy, does that child