1. To commit to a relationship in order to secure one's future
2. To feign commitment to a relationship long enough for a seed to be planted in the womb so that one's future may be secure
3. To hoodwink
1. A talentless shit stain
(v) This whip that I just purchased runs like a piece of shit. That pearly-toothed car salesman sure kevin federlined me! Gee!
(n) - Let's rap battle, Jamerius.
- You's a kevin federline, duke.
One of the many reasons American society is deteriorating. He's a role model for lazy pricks everywhere who don't know the meaning of hard work but want success anyway. The product of a generation that's lost its soul. God help us if our future is going to be led by people like him.
Mirror: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Mirror: And you just got out of bed, right?
Mirror: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Mirror: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.