Look at their fashion sense, eurghh seriously go and wear some jeans or something...
They generally wear white or blue polo hats with the bill popped up and Polo shirts with the collar up.
lad 2 - yo bro!
lad 1 - just fuckin' rolled some cunt for his fannypack.
lad 2 - ESHAYS cunt!!!
lad 1 - Yea boi!
*they start sucking each others cocks*
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Good Lad: 1928 - Shit Lad: 72
They are characterised by polo/nautica shirts (with collar popped), caps (tilted upwards), jeans/tracks (lowrider, baggy style), asinine hair cuts and their "nigga" attitudes & "badass" personalities...hence, they are normally school dropouts...
Normally, they group together in mobs between 3-20, trying to act, talk and walk "hard" to impress their company.
Lads are usually found during daylight hours, in or near, Maccas, shopping complexes, fubu/kappa/nike retailers. Acting to immtimate normal shop patrons, with such phrases as "what brah" "shank ya" "f*ck c*unt".
They usually retreat back home at dusk, afriad of meeting someone darker in skin colour or more sizable then themselves.
A typical lad is sh*t scared if someone, does not seem "rattled" by their "scare tatics" (both verbally and physically) and responds in force. (the lad usually runs away)
Some Lads are said to be androgynous... but thats still debated
Person: Shut the f*ck up lad
Lad: (runs away)
Lebo: Look bro, theres some lads over there, lets go bash em'
Lads: (spots lebo group and "hauls ass"
Person: Look at those lads over there... so typical.. polo shirt
Lad at maccas: (stares down a bystander) Wat'ya lookin at brah?
Bystander: (Gets up, walks over) What you say?
Lad: Sorry sir...
Person 1: Those lads are always at cremorne maccas
Person 2: Yeah, man, they basically live here
Person 3: What sad f*cks
Lebo guy:Cuzzy I hate lads. Lebo guy 2:I know man they try dress talk n act like us eh bra?
Teenage kid:Man I got rolled yesterday outside the train station Teenage kid 2 :Wtf you serious was it lads rolled ya Teenage kid:Yeah dude n they rolled this other kid last week apparently, thats what the cops said...