2) The persistent act of attempting to experience achievement by the mere act of forcing one's body close to and/or upon an achiever.
3) The only act a truly lazy individual is able to exert in their quest to achieve dreams that were never theirs...but seem really cool once they hear about it.
If you win the lottery, every leg humper from here to kingdom come will show up as a brand new distant cousin.
Leg Humpers are the "close talkers" in the world of interpersonal relationships. They neither see nor care about appropriate boundaries.
(from a quote from the movie HACKERS: "God gave men brains so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.")
2) "Watch out for Stanley; he's a real leghumper whenever he sees anyone halfway attractive."
"You're so nice, charming, decent, generous, gracious, captivating..."
"Stop humping my leg! Just did what anyone would have done."