Born Dwayne Carter.
Changed his name to Wayne Carter.
His father died when he was young.
He considers rapper Baby his 'daddy'.
Grew up in New Orleans.
Moved to Texas after Katrina.
Got signed a record deal at 14.
His mom made him drop it.
He did but got another one at 16 and stuck to it.
Alot of dumb preppy people think they are hard-core fans because they know the songs 'Fireman', 'Stuntin Like My Daddy', and 'Lollipop'.
His actual good music is hardly ever played on the radio.
Alot of people hate because they don't care for his music.
Thats fine. But you dont have to go around bitchiiiiing about it. Nobody cares if you dont like him. Good for you.
I personally looooveeee him and i think his rhymes are crazy. I'll listen to a song a hundred times and still find new cool parts of it. Most songs dont get old.
I have around 350 songs by him. And i actually do listen to all of them.
I get really annoyed by people who claim to love him. Its even more irritating than people that hate him.
But anyways. Hopefully he lays off the syrup.
Lil Wayne is a HOTT rapper. Meanin he sells records. But to consider him a GREAT rapper, is bullshii. And like most "rappers" nowadays, he only talk about money, gurlz, cars n clothes. Dont you think dat shii is old? Start listenin to hip-hop that has lyrical meaning, like what it was originally founded and grew on.
Ex. - Nas, Common, Mos Def & Talib Kweli, Lupe Fiasco, Kanye
Jus a few to name. Dont forget the Legends.
"I'm so _______ like ________."
Lil Wayne'z flow.
Get off his diq. I kno Im not good-lookin, but to me, dat nigguh look like a cockroach.
representin' new orleans, baby's lil fag
cum in my dreds, my asshole is sore
my nigga birdman horny so i'm a give him some more
check out my suck game, i can deepthroat a horse cock
when birdman's skeetin' i catch every drop
some say i look like whoopie, everyone knows i'm a pussy
tryin' to be hard but i'm soft like fresh cookies!
(things that lil wayne should rap about if he wants to "keep it real,")
"His lyrics suck, he's slow, he has no flow and I hate his voice."-me
"YO YOU JUST A HATER!! STOP HATING YOU HATING HATER!!"-SEven year old
"Great having an intelligent conversation with you, peace."-me
His name's "Weezy", the sleazy, cheesy rapper. It pleases him when his boyfriend skeezes in his greazy crapper. He gives rap a bad name cuz' all his raps are the same. All his raps are lame, and he looks like a dame. He's got cheddar, but only because some folks just don't know better. A woman once wanted to fuck him, but he wouldn't let her. He told her he was saving himself for Birdman, and that once they were married, they'd change their names to Lil' Stain and Turdman. His pubic hair dreads hang down past his face, another man's ass is his favorite place. He makes a milli here, makes a milli there, puts a willy here, takes a willy there. He shoves a willy here, loves a willy in his rear, he's really just a queer, livin' in fear. He shoves a willy there, loves a willy in the derriere, you can tell from his hair, that's no man, there's a fairy in there.
He's a willionaire.
An overrated, most mainstream piece of shit that ever picked up a mic. A man who relies on stupid metaphors and the same shit in everysong such as hoes, bitches, money, cars, and other rich shit. Someone who actually thinks hes hood and lives hip hop, but is only brainwashing every other wayne dick rider. His freestyles are shit and when he did a live freestyle on rap city, it took him 5 min to come up with a metaphor and says words that dont make sense. Made 4 albums and didnt get one of them published. Has beef with Gillie Da Kid who exposed the son of a bitch perfectly. Would get shot and killed if he ever started beef with 50 cent. Thinks he is so good but actually cant rap for shit. Calls himself the best rapper alive, but J. Holiday has better rhymes and can easily get destroyed by Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Nas and even old school rappers.
Wayne Dick Rider: wtf are you talking about? Wayne is the sickest and the greatest rapper alive!
Me: If you call dumb metaphors and retarded punchlines hip hop then you are fucked in the head.
Shot himself accidentally one time at 12 years old. I mean dur, hey idiot, what are you doing playing with a gun? Leave it the fuck alone if you don't know how to handle it retard.
He's beefing with his former ghost writer Gillie Da kid for exposing him as the fake he is... Hey Lil Wayne, if you're the best rapper alive, then Gillie just takes it to a whole new level huh? I mean he wrote mostly all of your shit for The carter III.
He has many fans EVERYWHERE who would make my point about something being SERIOUSLY wrong with today's weed. It's like it subliminally makes you think Lil Wayne is the shit or something. Of course it also makes you retarded so anytime anyone tells them Lil wayne sucks, they retaliate with the usual "You a hater" line, and can never really say anything intellectual to back up their whole "opinion" on why they think Lil wayne is the best. Don't believe me? Look at all these definitions on Lil Wayne here that are on his side. All of them are "Fuck y'all haterz". I mean wow, I know you're stupid but at least learn to spell correctly.
He can freestyle? Oh yeah, free styling is easy when you know the lyrics XD, but then, hmm, that's not really a freestyle is it?
He collabs with every other aspiring artist today, which pretty much fucks up their careers afterwords. One wonders how he is in LA one hour and appears in Memphis the very next... does he have some gay twin or...
Bitch, you weren't SHIT without Gillie Da Kid, you better start kissing his ass, but not literally. And don't try to kiss him in the mouth either cause he will kill your ass... Oh yeah, dumbass, you shot yourself in the stomach, not the brain but um... find other names to name your solo albums other than your last name OK?
You need to guest host on "Home makeover" to make a home for all your dick riding fans out there, so they can have a safe haven from all the real niggas out there, because we can't go on another day tolerating people who tell us you're the best rapper alive. Better yet, make it a school so they can learn to say smart shit, instead of "You a hater".
Get a life. No, shut up, killing hip-hop is no life bitch, you should go to jail for that, and one day, there will be a law saying no wack shit shall be played on the radio. And then what the fuck are you going to do? So go to college with all "your" money, your in quotation marks because you basically stole it with your foul mouth lies, learn something useful and come back as a successful lawyer or something.
If you're not going to do that, leave other artist's alone. Go collab with other wack artists like Justin Bieber but nobody we like, like Kevin Rudolph or Electrik Red.
And you better not try to kiss me for writing this you fag.